blonde jokes

So, for some reason I find blonde jokes to be hilarious. Even though I am blonde.. it should be known that the stereotypes are not ALWAYS true.. but sometimes they are.. these are some of my favorite jokes..

• Q: Why did the blonde nurse bring a red marker to work?
  A: In case she had to draw blood!

• Q1 How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
  A: There's white-out on the screen.

• Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
• A: For throwing out the W's.

• Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
  A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.

• A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."

• Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
  A: Because she got an "F" in sex.

• A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."

  "Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.
  "Who was God's son?" said Saint Peter.
  The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!"
  "That's interesting... What made you say that?" said Saint Peter
  Then She started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..."

• Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
  A: She fell out of the tree.